March 2010
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on health care, earl woods and 7 beatles covers...
Whatevs, Evan Rachel Wood. Hooking up with Alexander Skarsgaard doesn’t give you the right to take a giant dump on “Blackbird.” Idiot. Today, I had to do the following things: 1) Clean my kitchen. Water bugs have overtaken my eating space and I will not stand for this nonsense any longer. There are scones to be baked and leftover carbonara to be consumed and these spindly...
Mar 24th
I Hate St. Patrick's Day: the luck of the Irish...
“But why?” you might ask. “As a 21-year old college student/self-proclaimed degenerate, wouldn’t you be thrilled to be spending St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland? Don’t you love everything that St. Patrick’s Day stands for, such as excessive drinking, public urination, and gang rape committed by men dressed as leprechauns? Don’t you love that it’s...
Mar 19th
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this lady is a major g. →
Mar 16th
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